The Struggle Against Hysteria

“Nicholas Lezard loved London. Then the 2012 Olympics came along. Suddenly his beloved city was invaded by über-people in branded sportswear who had contorted their bodies into odd shapes in order to run a bit faster, or throw things a bit further. Not to mention armies of reptilian brand-managers, chancers and corporate cheerleaders all wanting to cash in, as a blameless piece of the East End was turned (at tear-inducing cost) into one huge folly.”
 - The Nolympics: One Man’d Struggle Against Sporting Hysteria.

Put your iTunes on shuffle and see the soundtrack to your life.
Opening credits: the catacombs (franklyn)
Waking up: the canteen (franklyn)
Falling in love: falling down (scarlett johansson)
Fight song: creepy phone calls (tobacco)
Breaking up: you have placed a chill in my heart (eurythmics)
Getting back together: draconian crackdown (rasputina)
Wedding: ministry of love (eurythmics)
Birth of child: the son of flynn (daft punk)
Final battle: put the blame on me (eurythmics)
Death scene: la belle dame sans merci (john keats)
Funeral song: nuclear waste aerobics (tobacco)
End credits: dark february (rasputina)

Ma saan aru, et teil on suvi? Mina igatahes magan kahe tekiga.